are you there, blogger? it's me, maggie.

um, hey.

remember me?

yeah, i wouldn't either if i were you.

mainly because i'm the worst blogger in the history of the universe, and haven't updated this thingy in, well, about 1 billionmilliontrillion years.

my B.  

things have been, well, normal round these here parts.  working still, tolerating idiotic and childish customers, and seeing the BF as much as possible.  

ZuZu is still a little shithead, but i love her more than anything.

i'm still stalking all your blogs, and some of you may notice me commenting and stalking more than usual.  this is good.  please encourage it so i don't lose all touch with reality and they find me in 6 months weighing 4,000 pounds and hiding cats in my dresser drawers.

i promise, i'll try not to suck so much.

hearts all around,

ABC's of me.

(A) Age: 24

(B) Bed Size: Full, my bed is my granpa's mother's old bed.  it's ancient, it squeaks, and i LOVE it :)

(C) Chore You Hate: can "everything" fit here?  nah, really i hate putting laundry away.  case in point, there are 2, yes 2!, baskets of clean laundry on my floor right now.  meh.

(D) Dogs? dakota, the wonder dog :) [and zuzu and mary, the wonder cats too!]

(E) Essential Start Your Day Item: face lotion, and a cup of all natural green tea and truvia!

(F) Favorite Color: black.  i'm super lame, i know.  i wear black basically every day,  and my entire apartment is black and white.  i need to branch out.

(G) Gold or Silver? usually silver, but i've started branching out more lately, mostly with costume jewelry... like my new bff, rupert :)

 
(H) Height: 4'11" yeah, that's right.  eensy-weensy.   

(I) Instruments You Play: i can somewhat carry a tune, especially if i'm alone in my car.  there, i'm like f-ing celine dion.  for real.

(J) Job Title: customer service for a cellular company.  NOT my degree field, but what can ya do?  i'm thankful to be working, have steady money, benefits and someday i can do what i want.  if this said DREAM JOB:  that would be owning my own boutique, with my stationary/wedding invites.

(K) Kids: only fur-babies for now...

(L) Live: yes, i am alive... at least last time i checked.  maybe i'll get back to you on this one...

(M) Mom's Name: nan [aka, nanny-goat]

(N) Nicknames: jellybean, maggie moo cow [adorable, huh?], mags, smaggie

(O) Overnight Hospital Stays? nope, not for me.

(P) Pet Peeve: when people dont use their blinkers.  or can't drive in general.  people who interrupt.  any grammatical error, whether spoken or in print.

(Q) Quote from a Movie: 

Rhett to Scarlett, Gone with the Wind

(R) Right or Left Handed? righty

(S) Siblings: Logan, younger brother.

(T) Time You Wake Up?  today?  ugh, 10:30.  I work late, and then by the time i get home, i need 2 - 3 hours wind-down time.  it's better if i'm at the boyfriend's house, then i'll hit the hay with him, but alone?  it's tumblr and late night tv for hours. 

(U) Underwear: i freaking love panties.  boy shorts, lace thongs, tangas, all of it.  i'm a panty whore.

(V) Vegetable You Dislike: sweet potatoes.  potatoes should be buttery and salty, not sweet.  nuff said.

(W) What Makes You Run Late: snacking.  haha.   

(X) X-Rays You've Had Done:  right leg and ankle, numerous injuries to both.  boo.

(Y) Yummy Food You Make:  my signature chocolate chip cheesecake.  in reality, it's about the only thing i make well haha.

(Z) Zoo, Favorite Animal: elephants!!!!

snagged this from tumblr, if you know the link, please tell me!!!

Desktop.

If only.

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File under: R U effing kidding??

Adult Chocolate Milk

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omGlee.

watching last night's booze-fueled glee on the dvr.

brittany s. pierce is my favorite person, EVER.  

like, i want to be her real life bff...

and in my head, we are.

artie:  "that's my girlfriend!  you're so hot baby!"

emmy awards

"when i leave, brush my teeth,

with a bottle of jack..."

[images viz heather-morris.com]

ugh

ugh.  nuff said.

Random thoughts from work.

In a meeting.
Man behind me has his bare feet out. And propped up. Near me.
Ugh.

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Thoughts from the gym: I love you, Nate.

Did anyone else just see how my lovah Nate redid some chick's Ebay bamboo backed chair?

WITH A FUCKING FUR SEAT.

I'm having a Zoe-ment here. (Pun! See what I did there?) That chair was gorgeous.

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